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We released every Man Utd player on FM24 to see who would actually buy them
It's been a disastrous season so far for Manchester United who've already crashed out of two competitions with the likelihood of winning silverware looking increasingly unlikely
It's not a particularly fun time to be a Manchester United player - or fan - right now.
The Premier League side sit a lowly seventh in the table and have already suffered a whopping 14 defeats this season in all competitions. Having crashed out of the Champions League and the EFL Cup, silverware for Erik ten Hag looks to be a pipe dream at this moment in time, unless an FA Cup run comes to the rescue.
It's also not likely the Red Devils will be able to bring in reinforcements this month thanks to FFP restrictions. But departures from Old Trafford have already begun, with £40million flop Donny van de Beek exiting on loan to Bundesliga outfit Eintracht Frankfurt.
Despite Ten Hag spending a whopping £400m-plus since his arrival in Manchester in 2022, the quality of his squad pales in comparison to title contenders Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal. He certainly hasn't been helped by the poor performances from the likes of Andre Onana, Marcus Rashford and Antony, and many more who've let down United fans once again, or injuries to last season's star men Casemiro and Lisandro Martinez.
In a simulation that is bound to please those fans who are simply sick of the sight of the current crop of United underachievers, Daily Star Sport released every player on their books on the popular game Football Manager 2024. The decision sees some players bag a massive move, while a few are thrusted into the bottom half of the Premier League table at a level that may be more suited to their talents... according to some United fans.
Andre Onana - Bayern Munich
Lisandro Martinez - PSG
Aaron Wan-Bissaka - Bournemouth
Harry Maguire - Newcastle United
Raphael Varane - Real Madrid
Luke Shaw - PSG
Victor Lindelof - Inter
Diogo Dalot - Al Ettifaq
Tyrell Malacia - Still a free agent in January
Casemiro - Chelsea
Christian Eriksen - Wolves
Scott McTominay - Crystal Palace
Antony - Lille
Bruno Fernandes - Tottenham
Mason Mount - Borussia Dortmund
Jadon Sancho - Borussia Dortmund
Facundo Pellistri - Wolves
Alejandro Garnacho - Brighton
Marcus Rashford - Real Madrid
Anthony Martial - Crystal Palace
Rasmus Hojlund - Aston Villa
Kobbie Mainoo - Arsenal
Amad Diallo - West Brom
It would definitely be a huge shock to see Bayern Munich go for the erratic Onana as the replacement to one of the world's best goalkeepers in Manuel Neuer. But perhaps even more surprising would be Real Madrid swooping for Rashford, after his three Premier League goals so far in 2023/24.
However, the simulation certainly has some accuracy, considering United outcast Jadon Sancho is edging closer to a Borussia Dortmund return this month. While it's not good reading for Dutch international Tyrell Malacia who is the only United player to find himself without a club in this experiment - a startling indictment on how his career in Manchester has turned out after such a bright start.
Daily Star Sunday

It's been a disastrous season so far for Manchester United who've already crashed out of two competitions with the likelihood of winning silverware looking increasingly unlikely
It's not a particularly fun time to be a Manchester United player - or fan - right now.
The Premier League side sit a lowly seventh in the table and have already suffered a whopping 14 defeats this season in all competitions. Having crashed out of the Champions League and the EFL Cup, silverware for Erik ten Hag looks to be a pipe dream at this moment in time, unless an FA Cup run comes to the rescue.
It's also not likely the Red Devils will be able to bring in reinforcements this month thanks to FFP restrictions. But departures from Old Trafford have already begun, with £40million flop Donny van de Beek exiting on loan to Bundesliga outfit Eintracht Frankfurt.
Despite Ten Hag spending a whopping £400m-plus since his arrival in Manchester in 2022, the quality of his squad pales in comparison to title contenders Manchester City, Liverpool and Arsenal. He certainly hasn't been helped by the poor performances from the likes of Andre Onana, Marcus Rashford and Antony, and many more who've let down United fans once again, or injuries to last season's star men Casemiro and Lisandro Martinez.
In a simulation that is bound to please those fans who are simply sick of the sight of the current crop of United underachievers, Daily Star Sport released every player on their books on the popular game Football Manager 2024. The decision sees some players bag a massive move, while a few are thrusted into the bottom half of the Premier League table at a level that may be more suited to their talents... according to some United fans.
Andre Onana - Bayern Munich
Lisandro Martinez - PSG
Aaron Wan-Bissaka - Bournemouth
Harry Maguire - Newcastle United
Raphael Varane - Real Madrid
Luke Shaw - PSG
Victor Lindelof - Inter
Diogo Dalot - Al Ettifaq
Tyrell Malacia - Still a free agent in January
Casemiro - Chelsea
Christian Eriksen - Wolves
Scott McTominay - Crystal Palace
Antony - Lille
Bruno Fernandes - Tottenham
Mason Mount - Borussia Dortmund
Jadon Sancho - Borussia Dortmund
Facundo Pellistri - Wolves
Alejandro Garnacho - Brighton
Marcus Rashford - Real Madrid
Anthony Martial - Crystal Palace
Rasmus Hojlund - Aston Villa
Kobbie Mainoo - Arsenal
Amad Diallo - West Brom
It would definitely be a huge shock to see Bayern Munich go for the erratic Onana as the replacement to one of the world's best goalkeepers in Manuel Neuer. But perhaps even more surprising would be Real Madrid swooping for Rashford, after his three Premier League goals so far in 2023/24.
However, the simulation certainly has some accuracy, considering United outcast Jadon Sancho is edging closer to a Borussia Dortmund return this month. While it's not good reading for Dutch international Tyrell Malacia who is the only United player to find himself without a club in this experiment - a startling indictment on how his career in Manchester has turned out after such a bright start.
Daily Star Sunday